Killed the bagel king without losing any health on normal mode.
Insanity 100 Points
Killed the bagel king without losing any health on insane mode.
Infertility 5 Points
Get a game over.
Backfire 10 Points
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Tankicular Homicide 10 Points
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Master of Time and Space 5 Points
Pause the game.
Drunken Air Show 10 Points
Play a custom game with only jets.
Mega Combo 10 Points
Get a 20+ combo.
Hanging in There 25 Points
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master 25 Points
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler 50 Points
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points
Beat story mode.
Evasivivity 50 Points
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points
Beat story mode on hard.
14 DAYS 5 Points
Survive 14 days in a row.
DEMONS 5 Points
demon scenario
3 MONTHS 5 Points
Survive 3 months total
ALIENS 5 Points
alien scenario
ANARCHY 5 Points
anarchy scenario
APES 5 Points
planet of the apes scenario
DRAGONS 5 Points
dragon scenario
GOATS 5 Points
goat scenario
ICE AGE 5 Points
ice age scenario
NAZI ZOMBIES 5 Points
nazi zombie scenario
NUCULAR 5 Points
nuclear war
OBAMA 5 Points
magical island master
PANDEMIC 5 Points
virus scenario
RELIGION 5 Points
religion scenario
ROBOTS 5 Points
robot scenario
ZOMBIES 5 Points
Zombie Scenario
1 YEAR 10 Points
Survive 1 year total
28 DAYS 10 Points
Survive 28 days in a row.
3 YEARS 25 Points
Survive 3 years total
50 DAYS 25 Points
Survive 50 days in a row.
100 DAYS 50 Points
Survive 100 days in a row.
100,000 50 Points
Get 100,000 points.
5 YEARS 50 Points
Survive 5 years total
10 YEARS 100 Points
Survive 10 years total
150 DAYS 100 Points
Survive 150 days in a row.
Fondled! 5 Points
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Oney 5 Points
Stranger Danger commercial!
Sweet Tooth 10 Points
Never take candy from strangers!
Bath House 5 Points
Peruse the bath houses!
I PLAY PORN GAMES! 5 Points
You can never get rid of this medal!
In The Hood 5 Points
Walk through the neighborhood!
Town Square 5 Points
Walk through the town square!
10 Dolla Hat 5 Points
Get 10 Dollas!
15 Dollas of Fame 5 Points
Get 15 Dollas!
20 Dolla Question 5 Points
Get 20 Dollas!
5 Dolla Footlong Cock 5 Points
Get 5 dollas!
Glory Hole 5 Points
I spy a hole in bath house #3!
Power Plant 5 Points
Enter the power plant!
Turnpike 5 Points
Walk on the turnpike!
Warehouse 5 Points
Go to the warehouse!
Theater 10 Points
Enter the theater!
Dollas Go Where? 25 Points
Put 25 dollas in your wallet!
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Ready to Roll 10 Points
Complete level 1
Boulder Dash 25 Points
Complete level 4
Bridge's Out 25 Points
Complete level 3
Flipper 25 Points
Complete level 5
Rough Terrain 25 Points
Complete level 2
Bite Marks 50 Points
Complete level 6
Floor Master 50 Points
Complete level 9
Safety First 50 Points
Complete level 8
Squeeze Time 50 Points
Complete level 7
License to Tank 100 Points
Complete level 10
Burn Baby Burn! 10 Points
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Stick it to the Man! 25 Points
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Auto Recall 50 Points
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Good Call 5 Points
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Armed & Dangerous 10 Points
Find a spare set of arms
Comedy Gold 10 Points
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Fonz Whisperer 10 Points
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
I Have Crabs! 10 Points
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Sorry Wilson 10 Points
Lose Wilson too early.
Afterlife Affection 25 Points
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Snowcone Savior 25 Points
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Bob Buddy 25 Points
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Eye For Value 25 Points
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Talkative 50 Points
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Dino Master 100 Points
Beat the entire game.
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Knowledge Peeker 5 Points
Visit the codex for the first time.
PLEASE HELP! 5 Points
The shade man has locked me in his basment, i am a 16 year old girl. The shade man wips me all day, send help, call the cops... I can get free. My balls are really sore. He is sick. I don't know how much longer I can go on.
