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Total Medals Earned: 237 (From 66 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,325 Points

Sandwich VS Bagel

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/230 points)

Die 5 Points

Die

Kill. 25 Points

Kill the bagel king on normal mode.

Insane. 50 Points

Kill the bagel king on insane mode.

Like a boss 50 Points

Killed the bagel king without losing any health on normal mode.

Insanity 100 Points

Killed the bagel king without losing any health on insane mode.

Seed of Destruction

Medals Earned: 3/14 (25/425 points)

Infertility 5 Points

Get a game over.

Backfire 10 Points

Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points

Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Master of Time and Space 5 Points

Pause the game.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points

Play a custom game with only jets.

Mega Combo 10 Points

Get a 20+ combo.

Hanging in There 25 Points

Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Toast Master 25 Points

Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Ball Fondler 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points

Beat story mode.

Evasivivity 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points

Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points

Beat story mode on hard.

Sim Apocalypse

Medals Earned: 2/25 (10/500 points)

14 DAYS 5 Points

Survive 14 days in a row.

DEMONS 5 Points

demon scenario

3 MONTHS 5 Points

Survive 3 months total

ALIENS 5 Points

alien scenario

ANARCHY 5 Points

anarchy scenario

APES 5 Points

planet of the apes scenario

DRAGONS 5 Points

dragon scenario

GOATS 5 Points

goat scenario

ICE AGE 5 Points

ice age scenario

NAZI ZOMBIES 5 Points

nazi zombie scenario

NUCULAR 5 Points

nuclear war

OBAMA 5 Points

magical island master

PANDEMIC 5 Points

virus scenario

RELIGION 5 Points

religion scenario

ROBOTS 5 Points

robot scenario

ZOMBIES 5 Points

Zombie Scenario

1 YEAR 10 Points

Survive 1 year total

28 DAYS 10 Points

Survive 28 days in a row.

3 YEARS 25 Points

Survive 3 years total

50 DAYS 25 Points

Survive 50 days in a row.

100 DAYS 50 Points

Survive 100 days in a row.

100,000 50 Points

Get 100,000 points.

5 YEARS 50 Points

Survive 5 years total

10 YEARS 100 Points

Survive 10 years total

150 DAYS 100 Points

Survive 150 days in a row.

Stranger Danger Game

Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/20 points)

Fondled! 5 Points

Mr. Lester... First name Mo.

Oney 5 Points

Stranger Danger commercial!

Sweet Tooth 10 Points

Never take candy from strangers!

Strawberry Porn

Medals Earned: 4/17 (20/345 points)

Bath House 5 Points

Peruse the bath houses!

I PLAY PORN GAMES! 5 Points

You can never get rid of this medal!

In The Hood 5 Points

Walk through the neighborhood!

Town Square 5 Points

Walk through the town square!

10 Dolla Hat 5 Points

Get 10 Dollas!

15 Dollas of Fame 5 Points

Get 15 Dollas!

20 Dolla Question 5 Points

Get 20 Dollas!

5 Dolla Footlong Cock 5 Points

Get 5 dollas!

Glory Hole 5 Points

I spy a hole in bath house #3!

Power Plant 5 Points

Enter the power plant!

Turnpike 5 Points

Walk on the turnpike!

Warehouse 5 Points

Go to the warehouse!

Theater 10 Points

Enter the theater!

Dollas Go Where? 25 Points

Put 25 dollas in your wallet!

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Tankman Training

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/410 points)

Ready to Roll 10 Points

Complete level 1

Boulder Dash 25 Points

Complete level 4

Bridge's Out 25 Points

Complete level 3

Flipper 25 Points

Complete level 5

Rough Terrain 25 Points

Complete level 2

Bite Marks 50 Points

Complete level 6

Floor Master 50 Points

Complete level 9

Safety First 50 Points

Complete level 8

Squeeze Time 50 Points

Complete level 7

License to Tank 100 Points

Complete level 10

Tax Time!

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 10 Points

Forgo your worldly posessions.

Stick it to the Man! 25 Points

Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.

Auto Recall 50 Points

Send a Lexus back to the shop.

The Bester Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 10/16 (180/455 points)

Good Call 5 Points

Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.

Armed & Dangerous 10 Points

Find a spare set of arms

Comedy Gold 10 Points

Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.

Fonz Whisperer 10 Points

Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.

I Have Crabs! 10 Points

Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.

Sorry Wilson 10 Points

Lose Wilson too early.

Afterlife Affection 25 Points

Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.

Snowcone Savior 25 Points

Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Bob Buddy 25 Points

Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.

Eye For Value 25 Points

Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.

Talkative 50 Points

Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.

Dino Master 100 Points

Beat the entire game.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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The Interview Codex

Medals Earned: 3/25 (20/140 points)

Knowledge Peeker 5 Points

Visit the codex for the first time.

PLEASE HELP! 5 Points

The shade man has locked me in his basment, i am a 16 year old girl. The shade man wips me all day, send help, call the cops... I can get free. My balls are really sore. He is sick. I don't know how much longer I can go on.

FUL of P 10 Points

hhhmmmmm.

DEAD! 5 Points

there all dead

EDD's 5 Points

World

Hans off! 5 Points

Can't touch this.

HE WOBBLES... 5 Points

but he doesn't fall down

KFC 5 Points

who you call'n chicken?

Knowledge Creeper 5 Points

Visit the codex 10 times.

Knowledge Seeker 5 Points

Visit the codex 50 times.

Mariachi Mang 5 Points

¿Dónde está mi cerveza

only $5 each 5 Points

there you go... good bye!

orsppA 5 Points

???

Paradox 5 Points

Who will interview the interviewmen?

Psycho? 5 Points

maybe.

Secret pixel hand shake. 5 Points

...

Sexual Decapoda 5 Points

Nephropidae

Supa Sumba Pawdy. 5 Points

Cake and apple pie.

The bees Justin... 5 Points

Why wount me baby drink his milk Justin?

This is madness! 5 Points

Yes it is.

to mod, or not to mod? 5 Points

that is the ummmm somthing...

YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH... 5 Points

HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH... 5 Points

I'm almost done.

Knowledge Keeper 10 Points

Visit the codex 100 times.

THE KING OF THE PORTAL! 10 Points

He will always be to me...

Theropods

Medals Earned: 3/4 (75/100 points)

Firestarter 25 Points

Escape the raptor

Gut Reaction 25 Points

Get past the triceratops

One Step Too Far 25 Points

Save the witch doctor

Secret Medal ????? Points

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